As I start back with the blog, one of the easiest ways is going to be sharing what I experienced on shift to give you an idea of what happened during the shift.
So I missed the Super Bowl because of having to man the ED. But it seems like I did not miss much any way. With the super bowl, you can expect a few things. Usually the ED is slower during the game because people are watching the game and then you get rushed after it is over. The other occurrence is kinda like if you have ever gone to Walmart during the Super Bowl. I have, and it was the best time ever. No one is there! You basically get the entire store to yourself. I think some patients have the same idea about the ED instead of walmart. Maybe they just came from Walmart or they are going back once done in the ED. But we get these people (more than normal) with issues that have been going on for months or for only 2 minutes. Like: my kid has had a cough or fever for 15 minutes, or I have this tooth pain that has been going on for awhile. With awhile being defined as any time period greater than 6 months. I am surprised we did not get any suicidal people because Denver got crushed.
Now onto the usual patients:
1) “I cut my leg guy”:
This guy comes in with I cut my leg. He is on permanent disability because he has chronic back pain. He daily medication list is the picture below. The numbers beside the meds is how many he takes a day. That is enough to knock most of us out for a week. Because he is on permanent disability he does not work. Instead he does motocross races and works his farm. Tonight he came in because he was cutting up a tree stump with a circular saw. Missed the stump and got his leg. So what part of his daily activities makes him seem disabled. Hmm…
2) “I have a CIA transceiver in my belly”:
With all the NSA spying and keeping our phone records, the CIA must be getting annoyed that they are not getting any press. So they are now putting transceivers in the bellies of my patients. This one must not have been tuned right and the volume on to loud, because he came in so we could adjust the setting and turn it down because it was keeping him up at night.
3) “I punched out my step dad”:
Well this kid got into a fist fight with his step dad and hurt his fist. Another happy family. This is not even the main part of this story. The kid and mom were discharged from the ED. He only bruised his hands. They walked out into the waiting room and then started yelling and cursing because he was not rolled out in wheelchair. You need a wheelchair for a bruised hand? Come on. While screaming and yelling about how mistreated they were, they made some phone calls to see if someone could come pick them up. They need a ride because they came by ambulance for a bruised hand. Well, no one could come get them. In mid scream, they turn to the triage nurse and asked in the nicest voice if we could pay for their cab ride home because they had “no money”. Wow how things change when you need something. The charge nurse had a soft heart and arranged for the cab. While waiting for the cab, the patient and mom were able to go to the cafeteria and buy a large meal for each of them. Funny how money can appear when not 5 minutes before you had no money.
4) “I might be having a heart attack, but I want to go home':
I am telling this story because I respect this guy more than any of my other patients I had tonight. He was an elderly (in his 80s) gentlemen that had chest pain. He lives in a nursing home and they sent him in to get evaluated. He had had heart attacks in the past. The workup was normal. But because of the pain and risk factors, I wanted to admit him. When I told him this, he politely declined the the admission. Here is what he told me. “I am old. I live in a nursing home. I do not want to be resuscitated. I do not want a lot of tests to be done. If I die, I die. It might be my time and I am ready.” I have a lot of respect for this man. I feel his reasoning is sound. I hope to have the same courage and peace when I am in his shoes.